Saturday, April 12, 2008

Big 'Mo

Dale Earnhart Jr.'s a Big 'mo and so am I.
Excuse me, he's mo' (more, i.e., the ridiculously named candy bar has more chocolate in it or something) and I'm a 'mo (homo, as in -sexual).
It's amazing how an apostrophe can change everything.

It's a beautiful sunny day. I'm off to get my spare bike fixed, and ride around on the other one.

Go outside. Do it now, ya big 'mo.

1 comment:

Marc said...

During a trip to Utah last February, I learned that Mo' also stands for Mormon. Funny thing is that the 'mos taught me this.

Perhaps, Dale Jr. is a closet Mormon who drives a MAV (Mormon Assault Vehicle -- an SUV driven by a Mormon)?