Wednesday, July 15, 2009

High Ride



Remember Missy Giove, the out lesbian mountain bike champion?

Well, she's in jail, as reported in the Denver Post.

The iconic mountain biker, who resided in Durango for more than a decade, won 14 national titles and was the world champion downhill racer in 1994. She screamed down slopes on the edge of control, landing in either an ambulance or on the podium.


Her persona — she dangled a dried piranha around her neck and tucked her dead dog's ashes in her bra when she raced — and talent made her mountain biking's highest-paid athlete, earning her well over $2 million.

Then last month, six years after she formally retired from racing, federal agents busted the 37-year-old and an accomplice with 400 pounds of marijuana and $1 million in cash.

"Everyone in the circle of
Missy Giove was mountain biking's "first rock star." She faces drug-trafficking charges. (The Denver Post)
mountain biking is shocked by the news — not because she was arrested, because that was not surprising. She had numerous car wrecks and slight problems with authority," said Giove's longtime friend and former bike racer Craig Glaspell. "The fact she might be involved in some pretty heavy drug trafficking is the crazy thing. I mean, real crazy."

According to authorities, on June 16, a team of federal drug cops watched Giove meet a confidential informant at a hotel in Albany, N.Y., and drive away in a rented truck pulling her own trailer. Cops had already found 350 pounds of marijuana in the trailer. Giove drove the rig to the Wilton, N.Y., home of Eric Canori, 30, where police found another 50 pounds of the weed and $1 million packed into a duffel bag in a hallway closet.

Days after her arrest, her public defender, Tim Austin, alleged the drugs were planted in Giove's possession, possibly by police. Her next hearing is scheduled Tuesday.

While it was shocking to hear of Giove's arrest, her friends say it is not that surprising that "Missy the Missile" would be found at the top level of anything she was doing.

"When she was riding, she was willing to throw it all out there. She was either going to win or crash hard," said Scott Montgomery, who, as vice president of marketing for Cannondale in the mid-1990s, enlisted Giove to ride for his team. "She was mountain biking's first rock star. She transcended the sport. She was larger than life."

She was sponsored by Reebok. She appeared on MTV, Conan O'Brien's show and David Letterman's "Late Show." She drew thousands of fans to formerly obscure mountain-biking events.

She was unquestionably gifted on her bike and carefully fostered her Dennis Rodman-esque image.

"That got her a huge amount of publicity, attention and money," said Alison Dunlap, a professional mountain biker who raced cross country during Giove's downhill blitzkrieg. "She knew what she was doing."

But she didn't roll like a rock star. Yes, she trained part time in the south of France. But in Durango, she drove a modest car and lived in a yurt behind a friend's house. It was her father, who died three years ago, who secured big dollars for his daughter.

Montgomery remembers a "shrewd and tough" Ben Giove, working with executives at Cannondale and Volvo on her sponsorship contract. She earned $250,000 a year after her world title in '94. In 1997, Cannondale-Volvo upped Giove's year-long contract to $450,000.





That's a lotta pot. Dang.

Friday, July 10, 2009

Wheely Chic



Oh, Georgio. We all knew that bicycling is gorgeously chic. And oh so greeen. And nothing proves the existence of God more than a hunky shirtless man on a bike.

But thanks for making it official in the fashion world.


More from Riding Pretty, Cyclelicio.us, OhLaLa, and Fashism.

Notice the trend back to big thick tires. Take that, Fixie snobs.

Thursday, July 9, 2009

Patriotic Dissent


Two distinctly American landmarks were blessed by some very well-planned demonstrations this week.

Twenty-six AIDS activists were arrested
in the Capitol Building's rotunda this morning is a protest over President Obama's refusal to lift a ban on needle exchanges, something he promised to do during his campaign.

By 10:45, police had arrested 11 men and 15 women. Police spokeswoman Sgt. Kimberly Schneider said they would all be charged with unlawful assembly and disorderly conduct, loud and boisterous. Schneider said the protesters bound themselves together with plastic chains. They then became “really noisy,” she added, and officers decided that they should be arrested. Those arrested are being transported to a processing facility at 67 K St. SW. The activists, who come from a coalition of groups, could be heard yelling “clean needles save lives” as they were being handcuffed. Eustacia Smith, a volunteer with Health Global Access Project, said Obama had made a “number of promises” on AIDS funding and so far had not delivered. Those arrested come from several groups, including Health GAP, Housing Works, DC Fights Back and ACT UP Philadelphia.


Greenpeace hung a banner over Mount Rushmore.

The 65-foot by 35-foot banner — which read "America Honors Leaders, Not Politicians: Stop Global Warming" — was hung to the immediate right of Lincoln at about 10 a.m. local time, said Patty Rooney, a spokeswoman for the National Park Service's Midwest Regional Office. She said an undetermined number of people were taken into custody following the incident. Daniel Kessler, a spokesman for Greenpeace, said 11 people were detained, but it was not clear how many of them were Greenpeace employees. No injuries were reported. Park workers are trying to remove the banner, Rooney said, but strong winds have complicated the process. "It is not down yet," she said shortly before noon. She said park workers will assess damage to the 5,725-foot mountain once the banner is down.

And in relentless online beverage protest department, My Facebook pal Aaron got a good bit of appeasement from RockStar "Energy" (i.e. noxious caffeine and sugar) Drink. They tossed some cash their way and said they don't hate the gays, even though the father of the owner is psychotic twit Micheal "Savage" Wiener.

For dessert? Candy. Not.
See's Candy prefers to close its Union Square shoppe rather than comply with San Francisco's LGBT-inclusive employee practices. Buh-bye, fundie chocos. Go make some other city fatter.

It's so tough to boycott things you'd never consume anyway. I'd go protest, but doing it in front of a candy store?

As Greenpeace's Michael Crocker, said, "There are times when you have to break the law to do what's right."

Or even what some would call stupid. Whatever it takes.

Wednesday, July 8, 2009

Palin, failin', keeps wailin' while bailin'



Rachel Maddow dares to examine the folksy faux fish front of Mrs. Alaska Crazy with that darn LOGIC.

Saturday, July 4, 2009

Wave this Flag




http://makeitequal.org/


This is an evolving protest flag for equal marriage rights in the United States.
The stars on the Jan 1, 2010 flag represent the states that actively perform same-sex marriages. Stars are arranged on the blue field in order of each state's admission into the union.

The six-star flag of equal marriage

The stars are:
Massachusetts - #6 - May 17, 2004
Connecticut - #5 - Nov 12, 2008
Iowa - #29 - Apr 24, 2009
Vermont - #14 - Sep 1, 2009
Maine - #23 - Sep 14, 2009
New Hampshire - #9 - Jan 1, 2010

We want the flag of equal marriage to be complete, with all 50 stars lit up. We see three ways equal marriage, as we define it, could be achieved:

1. Every individual state could pass a law allowing same-sex marriage.
2. The federal government could repeal the Defense of Marriage Act and allow same-sex marriage at the federal level, overriding all state-level bans.
3. The term "marriage" could be removed from state and/or federal laws, turning all "marriages" into civil unions in the eyes of the government. PLUS, same-sex civil unions would need to be recognized in all 50 states or at the federal level.

Our protest flag helps you track our progress toward completion of one of these three goals.

Friday, July 3, 2009

Quittin' Time


From her tacky back yard in Wasilla, Alaska, sociopathic Gov. Sarah Palin accomplished one thing as she announced her impending resignation.

She bumped the endless stream of Michael Jackson news stories off the TV and interwebs for a day.

As a scathing feature article about her in Vanity Fair hits newsstands, rightwing blatherers are simultaneously going through the five stages of grief, and spinning her quit act as a smart "strategery" that'll give her the freedom to apparently do her little Klan Burlesque act at Elks lodges nationwide.

Or, who knows? Maybe the monstrously clueless woman thinks that not being governor will prevent her from being sued for her numerous impending ethics violation citations.

The loose cannon will be even more loose, not unlike her strange rambling quit speech (see video posted on JoeMyGod). Let the people see what a true nutbag she is.

Oh, wait. They did, and she lost the presidential election for McCain. Meanwhile, Alaskans heave a sigh of relief.

Buh-bye.

Monday, June 29, 2009

Post-Pride post


San Francisco LGBT Pride 2009; I had a ball.