So, be thankful I'm not regurgitating the crap about Winerhouse or Tara or the latest vapid Out mag cover.
But This! It's about a bicycle, so it goes in:
Courteney Cox has bought Jennifer Aniston a $12,000 Chanel bicycle.
The actress bought her ‘Friends’ pal the expensive pushbike after she expressed an interest taking up cycling.
A source close to the star said: “Jennifer said she wanted to start bike riding because it’s such good exercise. So Courteney sent her the new, ultra-chic Chanel bicycle.”
The bike features eight speeds, weighs 36lbs and comes complete with a quilted leather seat and saddlebag emblazoned with the famous Chanel ‘CC’ logo.
The source continued: “Courteney only sent Jennifer the bike two weeks ago but she already loves it! She goes out riding all the time.”
I always hated Friends. Now I hate it more. In fact, just last week, the theme song in its entirety was played at the gym, so I ran outside for a few laps around the building until it was over.
I mean, WTF? Does Aniston hire a bodyguard when she parks her designer wheels? Buy a Gucci Kryptonite lock?
Anyway, I'm going to meet with some real friends tonight at the SF Bike Coalition's Love on Wheels. I doubt there'll be any Chanel bikes valet-parked.
Afterward, only like two blocks away, as I posted before, tonight I'll be walking for hours in the dark with a candle and hundreds of others to support Gus Van Sant's vision of Harvey Milk. It's not as impressive as a hunky ACT UP pal's cameo as a talking porn mag in My Own Private Idaho, but it'll do.