Monday, May 12, 2008
Unlike certain other celebs who showed off their cycling as a PR stunt, the irrepressibly normal Scott Speedman not only rides around Los Angeles (okay, maybe that's not normal), but he does it in normal (i.e. non-spandex) clothes.
In a perfect world, he'd be my perfectly normal gay boyfriend who's also a movie actor.
SCENE: Int. Kitchen, afternoon, LA home, sparsely furnished yet elegant.
ME: Hi, honey. (smooch). How was your bike ride from the studio?
SCOTT: Fine. They actually have some new bike lanes on Melrose.
ME: That's cool (Smooch again). So, how did the meeting go?
SCOTT: That depends. (Peels off sweaty normal bike clothes) Do you want us to have a lot more money and do you want me to be a vampire-werewolf again?
ME: Yes and yes.
SCOTT: Well then, get ready for a trip to Romania, because I'm doing Underworld III.
ME: Hooray! (more smooches, followed by a mad love scene in the shower.)