Wednesday, December 24, 2008

To Grandmother's House We Go

...or not. You probably got stuck in an airport somewhere along your annual trek to spend the holidays with relatives someplace else.

And what better way to commemorate the most screwed up airline travel season in decades than an Airport Toy X-Ray Machine?

Relive those humiliating moments of getting your possessions scanned, searched, and in thousands of cases, stolen by TSA employees too stupid to be mall security guards! Take off your shoes and let your child or nephew scour Gramma's purse while an undercover cop sneaks by the parts for a bomb undetected!

Celebrate the trillion-dollar completely useless rightwing-owned airport security industry!

Because that's what the holidays are all about.

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